investment advices

From: xdluo@attbi.com
Date: Tue Jul 23 2002 - 13:00:40 CDT


If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one 
year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original 
$1000.00.

With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, 
not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then 
turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would 
have $214.00.

Based on the above, the current investment advice is to
drink heavily and recycle.



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